Barry Weiss - A Love Letter to a Reality TV Star

Oh Barry Weiss. How I love thee. Normally, I watch bad reality TV because I enjoy seeing the stupidity in the world. Barry Weiss, though, has changed all of that. I want to hang out with him. I want Barry to be my friend. Because who doesn't want to hang out with a gray-haired gentleman who wears thick glasses and skeleton gloves and who owns a seven million dollar car collection? I do. Barry is the coolest cat in LA. Someday Jason and I will run into Barry and we will charm him into loving us too. And we will be the happiest people around.