- You pretend like you are going to turn right at a light so that when the light changes you can cut in front of the rest of the traffic going straight.
- You blast gangsta rap while driving. I don't care. I don't want to hear it. You're not cool.
- You try way too hard.
- You go to Coachella. (JUST KIDDING, Casey. Well, kind of.)
- You park your grocery cart in the middle of the aisles.
- You use a handicapped placard and you are not handicapped.
- You use a handicapped stall and you are not handicapped. As a person who cannot bend a knee, I am telling you it's very annoying to have to use a tiny stall while you hang out and change into your gym clothes in the stall meant for me.
- You don't like animals.
- You're just all around annoying.
- You type "u" instead of "you" in texts and emails. It's two more letters. How lazy could you possibly be?
- You cut in line. (I think this ties in to the first one.)
- You think it's cute to act like a little girl once you're past the age of 18.
I'm grumpy this morning. This has helped.
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